Evil Squared

Evilsquared.com is a website dedicated to being complete cockwits with the internet.  We have the right to free speech and by god we plan to tie it down and rape it until they take it away.

 We’re just these guys who like to shit in our proverbial internet hands and fling them at the proverbial bystandards who stare at our cages.

If we sell a few t-shirts that’s cool too, I guess.

Currently your residents in this asylum are:

Boogie, Owner and operator of all things EvilSquared.  If its here, its because he set EvilSquared in motion.  He is a big fat loser that loves to hang out with hot chicks and make porn.  Got a problem with that?

Gweeno101, Resident hot chick and hippy.  You’d praise jesus if she so much as let you sniff a spot on the ground that her underwear once lay on.  She’s a genius in charge, the real local talent.  She will be our claim to fame.  She’d craft martha stewart into the ground, outsmoke the greatful dead, and frankly she’s probably better than you… at everything.

Monty, Resident writer and nutjob.  Young, impressionable, and an internet troll by choice.  Likely at some point he’s posted pictures of corpses on your local towns community boards and then laughed about it over a game of Zelda.  You are most likely his bitch, even if you dont know it yet.  His mental state is such that it makes the rest of the EvilSquared bunch look…. normal. (God forbid we’re ever that).

Overall, the Evilsquared gang would probably rape you in a dark alley while pelting your pshcye with racial slurs.  You’d probably be thankful because of how bad ass we really are.